Don't be embarassed about the internet helping. I spent an hour on your logo last night and...
Taking the pig off its white background is done automatically using photoshop
The two text fonts were downloaded from the internet,
The texture in the background is just 6 photoshop layers built up using filters and effects following instructions from the internet
The fleur de li's and flowers are standard photoshop vectors
So really the things I drew were three circles (using the circular marquee tool ).
You should be thanking Mr Adobe rahter than me because when you look at it, I really did very little