by Tiny » 31 Jul 2015, 16:41
Now, this may appear a touch hypocritical after my post of love and tolerance with regards to tonights BBQ cook off show.........
This is utter shameless bandwagononnery (new word!) from Tesco, I know it has been done before by respected and trustworthy fat Chef Tom Kerridge, lush, but the Tesco flame academy is weep worthy.
Cook it all in the oven and then stick it on the bbq for 10 minutes isn't bbq, it isn't in the same ball park, and I plagurise it isn't even the same fekkin sport.
I fear this is just the beginning, last night my wife presented me with the "smokehouse burger" from the golden arches......it was err, well a burger, ahem, and there was some sweet BBQ sauce on it, and there was some bacon related something on it......but what made it a smokehouse I am largely unclear.
I am currently enjoying a smokehouse coffee as I type.....well its a cup of coffee anyway, I have simply added the word "smokehouse" to make it appear trendier.
So Subway have their pulled pork sandwich, McD have there smokehouse burger, I think that puts the ball in KFCs court
I think a whole new thread could develop, "its not really Q, its just poo" where Asdas vegetarian pulled pork can start the race, no I am not kidding,
So I suggest that Tesco should put a flame to there own academy, or open the oven door and climb in
Thanks for listening,
Tiny