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Tradition!

Postby Chris__M » 17 Aug 2015, 18:41

A couple of years ago, I foolishly combined two of my hobbies - bbq and music-making and wrote a song about "My Perfect Brisket".

Today, someone made a chance comment to me, which sparked off a thought, which then became an obsession. It was a bad idea, but I had to see it through.

As you can probably tell, I am quite mad. :lol:

Apologies to any fans of Fiddler On The Roof out there.

Tradition(al BBQ)

Who, day and night, must keep the charcoal burning
Spray and mop the brisket every other hour
And who has the right, as master of the grill,
To have the choicest slice to taste?
The chef, the chef - Tradition!
The chef, the chef - Tradition!

Who must know the way to make a proper sauce,
A tasty sauce, a saucy sauce?
Who must take the juices and reduce that sauce
So the chef's free to tend the BBQ?
The saucier, the saucier - Tradition!
The saucier, the saucier - Tradition!

At three, I rose from bed.
At five, I checked the fire
I hear they've saved some meat for me.
I hope that it is tasty.
The commis, the commis - Tradition!
The commis, the commis - Tradition!

And who is it that Chef
Shows how the fire to keep,
Preparing me to fill in
Whenever he must sleep?
The sous-chef, the sous-chef - Tradition!
The sous-chef, the sous-chef - Tradition!
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Re: Tradition!

Postby Kiska95 » 20 Aug 2015, 10:54

And who's ears are now bleeding

the wife the wife - Tradition! :D

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