Valentine's Day disaster

[Banjo]

The old romantic in me said I should do something for my wife for Valentine's Day, so after much thought I booked a table for us........total disaster

Still, its my own fault - I always knew she was crap at snooker....


You would have thought that I would have learned my lesson after last year when I bought her a new belt and bag.
She was far from impressed, but she had to admit that the hoover was much better for it....

[Chris__M]

Groan...

[Vic.]

Frank, you're lucky she didn't break your balls with the butt of the cue