Good words from a wise man

[Eddie]

*Here are the Five Rules for Men to follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.*

*FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:*

* 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.*

* 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.*

* 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.*

* 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. *

* 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.*

[keith157]

Well that tops my fav headstone by a long way. In Hampton Cenetary there used to be (I'm told it was removed) a small bronze pyramid with an inscription "She swore she would dance on my grave" underneath that in smaller script was " Let the b!tch try"



There is also a rude one, which I'm sure was photoshopped when I find it I'll put up a link.

[keith157]

I've found the picture I must warn you the photo has naughty words on it and is not for the faint of heart.

Open at your own peril

You have been warned

http://s155.photobucket.com/albums/s303 ... t=John.jpg


Well, a real headstone or what???

[joker smoker]

I LIKE

[London Irish]

Ha ha, I like too!!!

[stretchie_]

Love it

[Eddie]

Good find Keith .
Didn't Spike Milligan have on his tomb "I told them that I was bloody ill"?


Eddie

[keith157]

Yes and he also had string of pearls played at his memorial service, a tune he avidly hated