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Uuhh guys neither of you would be considering "low n slowing" the brainless moron spouting buzzphrases in an endless stream of meaningless jargon based drivel going forward would you?

keith157 wrote:Uuhh guys neither of you would be considering "low n slowing" the brainless moron spouting buzzphrases in an endless stream of meaningless jargon based drivel going forward would you?

Tastes like chicken!


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Send us a picture where you insert the beer can please I could do with cheering up.

Chaps,
it was worse than I thought, we were asked to do some video at work about the "stuff" we were doing...I work for a large pharma company lets call them "medicines" Ih had to sit through the artfully crafted video which is scheduled to play to 55k colleagues next week.

I heard myself on screen saying "I think this project exemplifies One Medicines Thinking" and even quoted the CFO......I have become a corporate whore.......I only hope my bonus this year gets me some kind of ridiculous bbq.......

I felt so queasy about myself I couldn't even thnk about hickory smoke.......Sob....so ashamed....

Thanks for listening....

Tiny

We are so off topic!

Post the video, let us see your shame....I've been involved in those feel good rah-rah things before.
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Go to the countryside, SHOUT IT OUT, get it out and go back and cook!
If not buy a shotgun and plead insanity, cooking is bound to be seen as a positive activity in most institutions, plus you could get time off for good behavior,
Just a thought
Si

My wife won't even allow me an air pistol.


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Cider Pig,
And to keep off topic in a different way

Whilst I am prepared to try many things that challenge the paradigm of blindness, the police don't share my forward thinking and will not issue me a shotgun licence, bloody bleeding heart liberal health and safety do-gooders!

I am communing with my potjie this evening with a rather lively chilli on the brew.....

Cheers
Tiny

Tiny wrote:Cider Pig,
And to keep off topic in a different way

Whilst I am prepared to try many things that challenge the paradigm of blindness, the police don't share my forward thinking and will not issue me a shotgun licence, bloody bleeding heart liberal health and safety do-gooders!

I am communing with my potjie this evening with a rather lively chilli on the brew.....

Absolute travesty. I'd be speaking to my MP about this blatant discrimination!

Hi All
Love the last two posts!!
You can get Whistling clays, and some Shooting clubs have spotters and pointers to let sight impaired members shoot.
SPORT FOR ALL!!! Ask as it probably a HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE, complain to your overpaid EU MP, lets make another law, let them do something for us for a change!
Si