Kit -- apologies in advance!

[keith157]

Tiny you crack me up...

[Verminskti]

I'm afraid to say my ivory erection was never in the living room but always in the garden for it arrived on a bright day. It was up, smoking and putting a smile on the face of the wife and I in a jiffy.

[BraaiMeesterWannabe]

Old Chap,
super cheap eBay purchases are the road to madness, you could buy one, in the same way that you could hammer an birds eye chilli into the end of your gentlemans sausage, you could, but I strongly counsel against it.

Bite the bullet buy an kettle that will last you 10 years plus.

The end of my garden is a testament to the folly of cheap bbqs that turn out not to be value......
Cheers
Tiny

Quite literally tears of laughter running down my cheeks. Tiny, you genius