Christmas turkey

[keith157]

So did you perforate the bag to get smoked peas????

[MrJaba]

Sorry totally unrelated, but I needed to share!

Totally have to find me some turkeys now!

[keith157]

Tis cruelty in and of itself may the great god Paxo strike him dumb!!!!!!

[aris]

Corollary to that:

[keith157]

Babes under a "Christmas Turkey" header

But thanks for the Aaaahhhh factor, almost as cute as puppies,

[tommo666]

I just bought a kelly Bronze for Christmas and i don't have the confidense to smoke it. Too expensive to muck up.....

[aris]

My wife as similar qualms. I tod her that if worse comes to worse, we stick it in the oven.

[keith157]

I just bought a kelly Bronze for Christmas and i don't have the confidense to smoke it. Too expensive to muck up.....

Yep we got an offer courtesy of my boss so we've bottled it and gone Bronze (and oven )......still getting an Aldi one for a New Year smoke....

[derekmiller]

Mine is still running around in a field. Must pop up and check her out.

[keith157]

Yes I remember those days when, as a trainee butcher, I went with the boss to see hundreds/thousands of Christmas dinners running around the fields.....proper free range. Only problem you had to take some of all sizes from 10Lb to 28Lb + old Toms Guess who was eating Turkey forever after Christmas. Then of course there were ways around getting lumbered with one, some desperate customer would always turn up, late on Christmas Eve for a turkey